Wee boy (11) came out of the bathroom after his bath.
"Don't I smell good?"
I sniffed his head. "Why yes, you do!"
"Its Romantic Raspberry, is this Porn bubble bath?"
I choked on my Mint Milano. "What?? Why???"
"It says 'For Adults Only' on the bottle."
"No, it just means its not for kids. Like little kids, so they don't eat the bubbles."
"Oh"
Jeez
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